What if you are caught in limbo, but, like me, have a bad back?
Can I get an exemption card, or is that the whole point of my punishment?

Let me ask you a question:

If you discovered the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, would you share the answer with everyone?

Think carefully, before you answer.
I think that there would be very very few people, who could honestly say that they would.
IMO