My friend Jared just called me. He was like guess what I just got? I said what? A QP of dank man. I'm selling it for 50 an eighth, guess how much I paid. I was like damn man, and did the math in my head, you'll make about 1600 off it i said, so i'm guessing 600-750.

Nah dude, he told me, 500. I was like fuckkkkk. weighed right on 113grams. And this point i was literally crying because I am 350 miles away. Then he said, guess what I am doing now, I said what. Filling up my gas tank.(that's an inside joke, i can count the times iv'e been in his car and it was more than a fingernail width above the red line on one hand)He told me he couldn't remember the last time he had filled his tank, and frankly, he hasn't ever put more than ten in his car while i was there. Then he was gonna go buy some digital scales.

I talked my grandparents into taking me home tommorrow instead of next week.

rofl.
wayoftheleaf Reviewed by wayoftheleaf on . Omg, i just got a phone call. My friend Jared just called me. He was like guess what I just got? I said what? A QP of dank man. I'm selling it for 50 an eighth, guess how much I paid. I was like damn man, and did the math in my head, you'll make about 1600 off it i said, so i'm guessing 600-750. Nah dude, he told me, 500. I was like fuckkkkk. weighed right on 113grams. And this point i was literally crying because I am 350 miles away. Then he said, guess what I am doing now, I said what. Filling up my gas tank.(that's Rating: 5