If my kid got into my stash, I'd break a finger. I'm serious.

Now, let's say that I am an old man and I am living with one of my kids and THEN my kid goes thru my stuff (which is in their house) and takes from me, then different situation.

BUT! If my child is living in my house, eating my food, flushing my toilet, giving me high blood pressure, using my electricity and goes thru my stuff AND steals, oy I'd break two fingers (one on each hand).

Going thru your parents stuff is wrong.

Stealing goes way beyond wrong.

What you could have done was write a tiny teeny little note and stick it in the baggy of weed. "mom, dad, I think we need to talk. Sincerely your child." Can you imagine the look on their faces? They're kissing, getting ready to blaze up then get their fuck on and just as dad gets ready to wind up a J he sees a little piece of paper in his weed. WTF is that he thinks? Then when he unrolls it and reads it, his boner goes south and then his heart stops, "hunny kill the radio. THIS IS SERIOUS BITCH KILL THE FUCKING RADIO!"

Wait, it's not over.

Wait for them to come into the room and then pretend like you don't know anything. Then for shits you go, sniff sniff sniff, you guys smell like my art teachers office. Kinda like pine but um.... is that.... nevermind.

Then as they leave the room you go to the coolest parent and then make the J toke symbol (index finder and tumb together, rest of fingers folded with hand to your face as you pretend to toke) and watch how they freak out.

STEALING IS WRONG! Get out of their house and do whatcha like, but when you are in your parents house, or anybody elses for that matter you respect their rules and more importantly you OBEY THEM.

You little fucker.