lmao just found out my parents smoke

[LIP]

Put some old trippy music on, when your parents come in you could say something like "wanna get highhh?"
Not many can resist...well I couldnt



I can see your not the "Im not mad im just disappointed" kind of guy and more of the "I am mad, time for a smack" kind of guy.... :wtf:

Yes, i am. If someone does something wrong, they pay for it. Everything has consequences. If the consequences are serious, people will think twise before doing it again. You should NEVER steal from family, and if you do, you deserve a pasting. Anyone else is fine, nick what ya like, but family is family, and family is off limits.

LIP Reviewed by LIP on 06-15-2007. lmao just found out my parents smoke so i was going upstairs to be nosey and see what they had becuase they took my pipe a little while back when i got busted by the cops. so i was up there searching teh drowers. nothing but condoms (yuck) and empty beer bottles and then i look in one drower and find a little baggy and i thought is that weed? na cant be they dont smoke! so then i look at it closer and it was =) it was about a 1/8 and a plucked a nice dimebag sized nug right out and ran downstairs,stashed it and looked for more Rating: 5

[Adrenaline Rush]

so i was going upstairs to be nosey and see what they had becuase they took my pipe a little while back when i got busted by the cops. so i was up there searching teh drowers. nothing but condoms (yuck) and empty beer bottles and then i look in one drower and find a little baggy and i thought is that weed? na cant be they dont smoke! so then i look at it closer and it was =) it was about a 1/8 and a plucked a nice dimebag sized nug right out and ran downstairs,stashed it and looked for more shit. didnt find much esle but a nice bowl that i want.

how would i tell them that i smoke becuase i kno if i tell them theyll yell at me and act like they dont..well my mom will anyways

I would wait till they're high to tell them. Heck, they may offer you a hit.

[sefi]

wow lip chill out its not like he stole cash or jewlery to buy crack or sumthin, the guy just pinched a bit off his rents, seriously, i know millions of people that would pinch a bit if they found out that their parents smoked weed, its weed.

yea and i understand about stealing from family and all but this isnt really stealing from family its a fukin pinch from ur dad, seriously think of it as payback for 1 time they grounded u. not liek hes gunna go to his aunts find out she smokes and jack a 1/8 lol thats just wrong.

[Hardcore Newbie]

I always wonder if the shit my dad is smoking is as good as mine. I kinda doubt it but you never know. I'm 26 and I'm still afraid to ask him haha.

[smok3y]

so who's smoking the better stuff? you or your parents?

:S2::S2:

[budha420]

first of all id never steal any money or anything becuase thats just wrong and im probably not gunna do this again becuase i did think of it as a little mean

[psteve]

My dad lives in Holland and he always shares. imp::smokin:

[Tony1234567890]

If my kid got into my stash, I'd break a finger. I'm serious.

Now, let's say that I am an old man and I am living with one of my kids and THEN my kid goes thru my stuff (which is in their house) and takes from me, then different situation.

BUT! If my child is living in my house, eating my food, flushing my toilet, giving me high blood pressure, using my electricity and goes thru my stuff AND steals, oy I'd break two fingers (one on each hand).

Going thru your parents stuff is wrong.

Stealing goes way beyond wrong.

What you could have done was write a tiny teeny little note and stick it in the baggy of weed. "mom, dad, I think we need to talk. Sincerely your child." Can you imagine the look on their faces? They're kissing, getting ready to blaze up then get their fuck on and just as dad gets ready to wind up a J he sees a little piece of paper in his weed. WTF is that he thinks? Then when he unrolls it and reads it, his boner goes south and then his heart stops, "hunny kill the radio. THIS IS SERIOUS BITCH KILL THE FUCKING RADIO!"

Wait, it's not over.

Wait for them to come into the room and then pretend like you don't know anything. Then for shits you go, sniff sniff sniff, you guys smell like my art teachers office. Kinda like pine but um.... is that.... nevermind.

Then as they leave the room you go to the coolest parent and then make the J toke symbol (index finder and tumb together, rest of fingers folded with hand to your face as you pretend to toke) and watch how they freak out.

STEALING IS WRONG! Get out of their house and do whatcha like, but when you are in your parents house, or anybody elses for that matter you respect their rules and more importantly you OBEY THEM.

You little fucker.

[DutchTwister420]

lucky ass i wish my parents smoke shit

[jdub61]

i'd go to your father first, if you think you can trust him. ask him if he smokes. if he seems cool with it, then smoke him up to pay them back for the nugget you took.

i know my dad was a huge pothead/druggee in the 70s/80s/early 90s, but no longer now. but i still think it'd be neat to share a bowl with my old man.