Yay, another Dr. Pepper fan. We can count George Carlin among our ranks.
The Safety Lecture continues. The next thing they do, they tell you to locate your nearest Emergency Exit. I do this immediately. I locate my nearest Emergency Exit, and then I plan my route. You have to plan your route, it??s not always a straight line, is it? Sometimes there??s a really big fat fuck sitting right in front of you. Well, you know you??ll never get over him.

I look around for women and children, midgets and dwarves, cripples, war widows, paralyzed veterans, people with broken legs, anyone who looks like they can??t move too well ?? the emotionally disturbed come in very handy at a time like this. You might have to go out of your way to find these people, but you??ll get out of the plane a lot goddamn quicker, believe me.

I say, ??Let??s see. I??ll go around the fat fuck, step on the widow??s head, push those children out of the way, knock down the paralyzed midget, and get out of the plane where I can help others.? I can be of no help to anyone if I??m lying unconscious in the aisle with some big cocksucker standing on my head. I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse, have a Dr. Pepper, and call the police.