when i was younger some people used to think i was gay. then my hair started to thin and the gray set in. now they just think i'm that weird old pervert that lives down the street.

come to think of it, they may be right.
delusionsofNORMALity Reviewed by delusionsofNORMALity on . Everybody thinks I'm gay I had a strange realization last night. I was at a concert, and I overheard some chick that kept eyeing me saying "why isn't this guy hitting on me. Tall, handsome, he must be gay." I look around and realized I was the only tall dude around. At that moment, I recollected moments in the past when I was questioned about being gay. Then I asked a couple of my female co-workers if I gave off a gay vibe. They said I sorta did, they labeled it "metrosexual." WTF? If I didn't have to Rating: 5