I wish you a very smooth and safe trip with a minimal amount of interaction with the crazy locals you will encounter on your journey

Nice new sig... the fishing bit... be sure to leave a couple for the tourists to catch... humpies are okay; they don't know the fucking difference and will be just as happy to have a humpy frozen and shipped back to their condo in the city to serve to their friends with cocktails while they tell some story about the grizzly bear that almost ate them (read: they saw it 500 feet away and OMG the window of the 'burban was open.. scary shit).

I love you big guy. You're an amazing person.