random testing

[ScarlettSmoker]

ok, i have this friend (not me i swear) who gets random tests at his place of employment. they are on NO set schedule at ALL. he wants to get this Wizinator thingie, but there has to be an easier way to clean his system out. If he pops on a piss test, his job is OVER, end of story, and the job he has, losing it for drugs would ruin his future. I have tried to get him to just quit smoking for a few years, but he is determined to keep it up.
All I can do now is help him as best i can. what is the quickest, easiest way to clean out your system if you only get a couple of hours advance notice before the test?

ScarlettSmoker Reviewed by ScarlettSmoker on 06-13-2007. random testing ok, i have this friend (not me i swear) who gets random tests at his place of employment. they are on NO set schedule at ALL. he wants to get this Wizinator thingie, but there has to be an easier way to clean his system out. If he pops on a piss test, his job is OVER, end of story, and the job he has, losing it for drugs would ruin his future. I have tried to get him to just quit smoking for a few years, but he is determined to keep it up. All I can do now is help him as best i can. Rating: 5

[geekedupgirl]

There is NO sure fire way to do this especially given the time frame that you specified. In fact, attempting to do this with drinks, teas, or pills -- it's just going to be a waste of time, money and worry. In my opinion, since he's the smoker and you aren't, he's got the advantage -- and the right idea. A Whizzinator and/or other methods of subbing will be the ONLY way he will pass.
I'm sorry but the fact that you think this is possible and you're attempting to provide alternatives to a method that is tried and true, well, it is almost laughable. DO NOT try and talk him out of using substitution just to appeal your "honesty" or "helpfulness" or whatever. If he's so worried about keeping his job, he NEEDS to substitute and with all due respect, he doesn't need to be asking you for advice.

[ScarlettSmoker]

actually, thats kinda the way it works with two people when they are gonna get married. I myself am a major smoker, and he does NOT need to get kicke out of the military, i was only seeing if there was a better option, because i love my fiancee and dont want to see him fuck his life up, but thanks for being helpful

[gmoney88]

i smoked an L in the detention center parking lot b4 i turned myself in, all that day i drank water from the sink and when i took the test the next morning i passed,i drank until i was sick tho, water is ya best bet in my expierience, cant promise nothint tho

[geekedupgirl]

actually, thats kinda the way it works with two people when they are gonna get married. I myself am a major smoker, and he does NOT need to get kicke out of the military, i was only seeing if there was a better option, because i love my fiancee and dont want to see him fuck his life up, but thanks for being helpful

That is understandable, Scarlett. And Congrats on the engagment! Guess he's more than a friend huh? :thumbsup: Hm, now that you say that it is for a military testing... are you sure that it will not be observed? Is substitution even possible?
From the bootcamp tales my ex-boyfriend told me, they actually stand there and watch the piss leave your body and enter the cup. Has he been tested in this manner before?

[ScarlettSmoker]

yes he has been, but that was back east, when he had advance knowlage. its just, the thing he ordered wont be here for a couple of weeks, and we just wanna try to speed up the clenising process.....

[FreeVenice]

Horny Goat weed, you can get it at GNC for like $8. It's said that it can clear you within a week or two. . .Their is also detox. . .

You know he can always smoke when he get's out the military. I don't know if I would want to be post baked in such a dangerous employment situation. He should really focus more on staying in shape and keeping his senses sharp. . .

[FakeBoobsRule]

Horny Goat weed, you can get it at GNC for like $8. It's said that it can clear you within a week or two. . .Their is also detox. . .

Bad advice. Horny goat weed will do nothing for you to help get rid of THC metabolites from your body. Nothing, absolutely nothing. 2 weeks lol!!!!

Aerobic exercise, time and soluble fiber that is all that can help you.

[ScarlettSmoker]

thanks for the advice. Yeah, he could quit till he is out, but he plans on carrer, so that could be awhile. Lucky, what he works with isnt TOO extreme, I mean, it's only the coast guard, and all his Birds do is go help fishermen that get stuck.

[FreeVenice]

Bad advice. Horny goat weed will do nothing for you to help get rid of THC metabolites from your body. Nothing, absolutely nothing. 2 weeks lol!!!!

Aerobic exercise, time and soluble fiber that is all that can help you.

Well it worked for me within like eight days, so I don't know where you get your facts from, but I got results. . . 8 day lol!!!!! jackass