Love is patient and kind
Love is not jealous or boastful
Love dos not insist on it's own way
It is not irritable or resentful
It does not rejoice at wrong
But rejoices in the right
Love bears all things
Hopes all things
Endures all things.

Not my words, but I love the sentiment and the ideal

'cept he forgot about the fizzy-tummy thing and that's really important