You see this is where the bible has got it all wrong. On the first day god made the heavens and the earth well thats wrong for a start we all know on the first day he made Drambuie then on the second day he made peanut butter (crunchie) now if he had his head screwed on, on the third day he would have made Drambuie flavored peanut butter but he went and fucked things right up by making man.

a peanut butter and bananna sandwich a day keeps the doctor away, stuff apples.

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