Has anyone ever told their doctor they smoke weed?

[BokingTowls]

actually i am fully aware of what a douche is and what it is used for.

i dont care if "all the silly children" use it. there is something about the word that just flows well.

and here is what wikipedia has to say about the slang use,

"Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB, doucherama, doucher, douche turd, douchington, or simply douche are considered pejorative terms in Australia, the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada and New Zealand. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s.[4] Initially, it was used to insult a woman, originating as an insult derived from lesbian activities"

i assume since you are obviously above average intelligence that i don't have to define pejorative for you. even wikipedia excepts douche as an insult.


anyways i am not here to start beef, the only reason i threw that comment in there in passing was because you accused my story of being false, because i did slip up and miss represent what test was actually being done on my urine. now if we can move past this, that would be bueno. :jointsmile:

[sjmikenet]

It's important to note that *most* physicians would keep your discussions with him/her private, but "private" does have it's limitations.

I know that most docs do write down most everything you tell them, and herein lies the problem.

Your medical file privacy and access to them is regulated by a set of rules called HIPAA. However so, access to these records is routinely given to insurance companies, MIB (Medical Information Bureau), state/federal agencies, and others under the HIPAA guidelines. In same cases, even your employer can get the records, especially if they are self insured. Insurance companies are notorious for obtaining patient medical records and sharing them with each other.

If you are in a med. marijuana state like California, these details can be accessed a variety of ways, including what you tell your physician.

Read:
Medical Records Privacy

The bottom line is that you NEVER want to give your real name and pay IN CASH at the docs office if you are dealing with anything you want to keep private. If you do use your real name, tell the office staff at the docs office that you refuse to give your SSN# or submit the claim to insurance.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

you need to give consent before they release your information.....its some sectional code in California, iv been at the doctors for the last week everyday, blood drawn, exams, physical, shots, i read all the posters i hate going to the clinic always takes so long, i told her i smoked and she disagreed with it but thats all she can really do..

[LIP]

actually i am fully aware of what a douche is and what it is used for.

i dont care if "all the silly children" use it. there is something about the word that just flows well.

and here is what wikipedia has to say about the slang use,

"Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB, doucherama, doucher, douche turd, douchington, or simply douche are considered pejorative terms in Australia, the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada and New Zealand. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s.[4] Initially, it was used to insult a woman, originating as an insult derived from lesbian activities"

i assume since you are obviously above average intelligence that i don't have to define pejorative for you. even wikipedia excepts douche as an insult.


anyways i am not here to start beef, the only reason i threw that comment in there in passing was because you accused my story of being false, because i did slip up and miss represent what test was actually being done on my urine. now if we can move past this, that would be bueno. :jointsmile:

Did you actually know what it meant BEFORE taking a trip to Wikipedia?

It's a childish thing to say, and concidering what it is, it isnt much of an insult.

What is the obession with little kids and that word?

Also, i'm a little confused about what you've posted previously on this thread.


Why would your psychiatrist be testing your piss? And why would they be testing it for drugs without your knowledge AND for white blood cells. I was under the assumption that psychiatrists we're for your head?

"urine that my psychiatrist had ever seen in his patients."

"If you must know it was a urinalysis that i didn't even expect to get screened for drugs, i thought they were just checking for luekecytes and shit to make sure i wasn't pissing white blood cells."

Now, i might be missing something here - the answer might be staring me in the face, and if so, i appologise, but care to explain to me why your psychiatrist was testing your piss for white blood cells and drugs?

[Molely]

I told one doctor and she wasn't bothered then i told another and he over reacted and blamed my tiredness and related stuff on weed, same happened to a mate tured out he had epperlepsy (still didnt give him pills for 2 months till his blood was "clean"). This doctor also refused to take my blood because thats "a nurses job". Still got to be said that on the hole NHS isnt to bad just not run very well.

[deadfan420]

*make sure all you guys get a female doctor with small fingers before your 40.

I only see a female doctor!!! That procedure has already been done to me, like twice, and I'm not even 30 yet. Honestly, it's not that bad. It's not fun or enjoyable, but there are worse things.

I'm probably going to tell my doc I smoke weed. She probably needs to know stuff like that, especially since I'm on anti-depressants and have a history of mental health issues.

[BokingTowls]

Did you actually know what it meant BEFORE taking a trip to Wikipedia?

It's a childish thing to say, and concidering what it is, it isnt much of an insult.

What is the obession with little kids and that word?

Also, i'm a little confused about what you've posted previously on this thread.


Why would your psychiatrist be testing your piss? And why would they be testing it for drugs without your knowledge AND for white blood cells. I was under the assumption that psychiatrists we're for your head?

"urine that my psychiatrist had ever seen in his patients."

"If you must know it was a urinalysis that i didn't even expect to get screened for drugs, i thought they were just checking for luekecytes and shit to make sure i wasn't pissing white blood cells."

Now, i might be missing something here - the answer might be staring me in the face, and if so, i appologise, but care to explain to me why your psychiatrist was testing your piss for white blood cells and drugs?

a Psychologist is strickly for the head. a Psychiatriast is a doctor that specializes in the head, yet still having the medical knowledge for the rest of the body, hence the reason they can perscribe medication and a psychologist cannot.


now if you must delve into my medical happenings, i was given a unrinalysis along with routine bood work to establish a baseline for hormone levels and the such. you know if there was a hormone imbalance or something else phsyiologically wrong with me, it would determine a totally different course of treatment. Also a tox-screen is a very common test to perform on urine, obviously i already told my doctor i smoked so i didn't have any worries about them screening for drugs, you know the whole confidentiallity thing. basically the tests were used as a process of elimination to figure out what was wrong. the blood work and urinalysis eliminated any phisiological problems.

also for your information, i didn't have to enlighten myself with wikipedia to know what a douche was, i used it as a tool to show you that yes indeed the word douche is an insult. obviously i am a child, and you played the much more mature card of "i bet you don't even know what that is". good job guy.
truth is you are the epitome of "that guy", you know the one that likes to run his mouth like he knows shit and tries to play the i am so much more mature holier than thou crap. next time before you start running your mouth like a douche bag actually acquire some working knowledge of the human body and the medical field, because this "little kid" will take you to school any day, son.

[LIP]

a Psychologist is strickly for the head. a Psychiatriast is a doctor that specializes in the head, yet still having the medical knowledge for the rest of the body, hence the reason they can perscribe medication and a psychologist cannot.


now if you must delve into my medical happenings, i was given a unrinalysis along with routine bood work to establish a baseline for hormone levels and the such. you know if there was a hormone imbalance or something else phsyiologically wrong with me, it would determine a totally different course of treatment. Also a tox-screen is a very common test to perform on urine, obviously i already told my doctor i smoked so i didn't have any worries about them screening for drugs, you know the whole confidentiallity thing. basically the tests were used as a process of elimination to figure out what was wrong. the blood work and urinalysis eliminated any phisiological problems.

also for your information, i didn't have to enlighten myself with wikipedia to know what a douche was, i used it as a tool to show you that yes indeed the word douche is an insult. obviously i am a child, and you played the much more mature card of "i bet you don't even know what that is". good job guy.
truth is you are the epitome of "that guy", you know the one that likes to run his mouth like he knows shit and tries to play the i am so much more mature holier than thou crap. next time before you start running your mouth like a douche bag actually acquire some working knowledge of the human body and the medical field, because this "little kid" will take you to school any day, son.

Yes... I still think your a silly little boy, i still think douche is the most pathetic, childish insult you could have used.

Sorry to hear your unwell. I asked a question didnt i? I said CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG - that's all you had to do.

And belive me, you'll NEVER take me to school, fella.

[BokingTowls]

i'm pretty sure poo poo head would have been the most pathetic and childish insult i could have used.

but you seemed so sure of yourself when you thought i was lying.

"And belive me, you'll NEVER take me to school, fella."

can and did. if you are quite you might actually learn something.

[LIP]

i'm pretty sure poo poo head would have been the most pathetic and childish insult i could have used.

but you seemed so sure of yourself when you thought i was lying.

"And belive me, you'll NEVER take me to school, fella."

can and did. if you are quite you might actually learn something.

Your right, poo poo head is more childish, in the sense it's something a 3 year old would say.

I admit, i DID think you was lying to begin with - but because you worded your post all wrong i was completely entitled to think you were lying.


And by the way, it's spelt QUIET

Now, how, exactly did you take me to school? I asked a question, you replied, i reread your previous post, i learned something [the differnce between the two shrinks]

Now, THAT, my friend IS NOT taking me to school. That's just explaining something, and thankyou for doing it.

Hey, at least your not still shouting "douchebag" at me like a little kid - you've gone up in my estimations.