She's lucky, in some countries they stitch up your sphincter for that.
Staurm Reviewed by Staurm on . Woman Named Butts Steals Toilet Paper from Courthouse MARSHALLTOWN, IA (AP) -- Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they're chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison. "She's facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts. "See, I can't say it with a straight face." Workers had noticed the rolls disappearing from the Marshall County Courthouse Rating: 5