You are all really stupid. I have cured bud with blueberry to make big bank. People go nuts for some blueberry! Here is what you do:

1. Acquire a glass jar with a lid
2. throw in some pot
3. throw in some fruit (try to avoid anything too wet, wet fruit will stick to the pot and if its really wet (like recently rinsed grapes) it could potentially wash off THC)
4. Seal the jar
5. Wait about 5 hours and take out the fruit. If you leave it longer it could get moldy.

OR the alternative:

Stop being a pussy and smoke that fucking weed to get high!