If you could make any famous figure shit themselves in public...

[Light It Up]

Soooooo many: Oprah, Dr. Phil, Rosie, Paris, Ellen Degeneres, Bono, Owen Wilson, John Madden, Hillary C, OJ Simpson, just for starters but I think this thread implies one so my number one choice is still Oprah.

John Madden's the funniest...

Me, I'd have to go with Kim Jong Il