When i was a lil kid i used to lick the top of 9v battery? i dont remember what type of battery but it was the rectangular batter.

Then a couple years ago my friend somehow got his hands on a stun gun or taser gun...?(he claims he stole it from a cops utility belt at Mcdonalds, i think its bullshit)

it wasnts the stun gun that shoots out little needles and shocks u, but the one u have to jab in to someones body and shock em... well he was just talking to me and another friend when out of nowhere he jabbed it into my ribs. HOLY FUCK! that motherfucker caught me off guard....my hold body was trembling and i felt fucking crazzzzy...then he did it to my other friend, pretty funny


another time i was in my friends house and i went to another room, and he had no light switch covers. So as im reaching to turn the lights on i stick my fingers right in the area and was SHOCKED! and that felt like hell.

i never liked being shocked, but the after affects feel cool lol