Quote Originally Posted by JaggedEdge
What a great idea for a children's book.

There could be a whole series like this.

1. Help Mom, there are terrorists under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have it blown to smithereens.

2. Help Mom, Al Sharpton is under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have it protested against and later closed down.

3. Help Mom, Paris Hilton is under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have Paris crash into it while driving drunk.
:S2: Good rep on the way.......CLASSIC!

I know it'd scare the hell out of me to look under my bed to see Hillary! Bye, bye wood for a LONG TIME!

Have a good one!:s4: