What a great idea for a children's book.

There could be a whole series like this.

1. Help Mom, there are terrorists under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have it blown to smithereens.

2. Help Mom, Al Sharpton is under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have it protested against and later closed down.

3. Help Mom, Paris Hilton is under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have Paris crash into it while driving drunk.