K, aluminum bad.

My wife is a weirdo. If she finds out, I'm as good as dead. Then after a day or three everything will be cool but she'll throw it in my face at every arguement. I know her. I fucking love her and would gladly die in her place, but she can be a cunt sometimes.

Why not just replace her? Truth is, any woman will get on my nerves. Even if I do replace her ass, her replacement will fucking annoy the crap out of me.

Buy a one hitter? I'm ashamed but I have never been in a head shop before