Silly homophobics and they're insecurities. It's not a cock, it's a pipe. And yes, I think it's hilarious, as Billionfold said, "Wanna hit the penis?" Smoke that shit up homie. If you're not gay and you know you're not gay, whats the problem? Hitting a penis bong doesn't make you gay. And hey, if you are gay or a lady, you have a sex toy for use after smoking, so look at the bright side.