LMAO! that's what you call a hit str8 to the balls!

Actually, a buddy of mine has a smaller glass pipe that ALMOST looks like a penis. It even has a part that looks like testicles, only it's a straight pipe (almost like an erected penis). Anyways, we always joke around saying, "bring out the penis pipe"...LMAO! Then we started questioning ourselves saying, damn, if this was really a penis replica, how many people would we actually see turn it down. Which reminded me so much of this comment (you gotta love this LMAO!!!):

Review by pickamuffin on 27-09-2003
this. bong. RULES. it's almost a foot long, a little heavy, and hits smoothly. it's also GREAT to pass around at parties - you get some strange facial expressions and stuttered "i... i can't.... i can't hit this!" but in the end, who'd turn down the hit? especially for the price, this is a GREAT piece.