Wow, How did I stay off the soil train for so long?

[Weedhound]

just thought I'd share my lovely day playing with soil. Had an extra seedling due to planting too many.....worried about another runt like the last seedling and of course now have an extra. Figured I'd put it in soil.....because soil is so easy....and so wonderful....and anyone can do it......what BULLSHIT!!:wtf:

Had my pot all filled up with clean, new potting soil and perlite....run water through to test ph....ooops won't drain....water just sits there......drill more holes....nope....no difference. Then while fucking around with it I dropped it and spilled mud everywhere which took me an hour to clean off of EVERYTHING....the floor, tables, me etc etc.. Don't know how many trees they'll have to cut now to equal the paper towels I had to use in the name of doing things naturally.

So move outside with the flies and heat and start over....more perlite....nope....less perlite....nope......add some rocks.....nope...the lousy shit simply won't drain no matter what. Keep in mind this is the same soil that drains too well with my onions.....imo the whole deal just wants to fuck with me. On pot number five...also with new different potting soil.....it drains ok with simply potting soil....no perlite or anything else added. Wow only three hours spent screwing around with this and the seedling is still nowhere near the soil. Oh but look, lol, it's now too heavy to work with with strictly soil in it so can't use it anyway....

Yeah, I'm on to this and tossing my hydro setup asap.....

Ps,....Still either going to have to setup and extra hydro bucket for this MK fem seedling (which I really didn't want to do and still don't) or destroy it which is like throwing away $$ imo. Soil here i come......

Weedhound Reviewed by Weedhound on 06-09-2007. Wow, How did I stay off the soil train for so long? just thought I'd share my lovely day playing with soil. Had an extra seedling due to planting too many.....worried about another runt like the last seedling and of course now have an extra. Figured I'd put it in soil.....because soil is so easy....and so wonderful....and anyone can do it......what BULLSHIT!!:wtf: Had my pot all filled up with clean, new potting soil and perlite....run water through to test ph....ooops won't drain....water just sits there......drill more Rating: 5

[Weedhound]

I spoke to a good friend of mine the other day.....well she was a good friend until this soil bs.....but anyway.....she accidently had her seeds in a tin that went through her washer....she planted them anyway and they all sprouted great.....that bitch.

Then I ask her what she planted them in and she says....."oh....my bad....just last years' potting soil that was still there."

I hate you soil people......all of you. :wtf:

[PharmaCan]

It's OK - Dawg - you're just having a bad reaction to the soil. You need to flush and get it out of your system before you go into mental defiency.

When you take off all the clothes you were wearing during your ordeal, put them in a trash bag and, after your flush, put them directly in the washing machine. For your flush you need to soak in a hot tub for at least an hour - make sure to clean under your finger nails thoroughly - followed by a nice long shower. That should pretty well detox you, at which point you can start the recovery process. At this point it's a good idea to adjust your pH or top off your reservoir, anything hydro to take your mind off your horrible ordeal with the soil.

Remember, if you start to feel like you might want to play with the soil again, yo9u can always find support in the hydro section and someone there can surely talk you thru it.

[stinkyattic]

Yeah, I'm on to this and tossing my hydro setup asap.......... Soil here i come......

Praise the Lord! Weedhound has Seen the Light!!!! hahahahahahahaha

good times.

[doco]

:S2: omg wh Im peeing my pants! I hope you are an artist or have another creative outlet because you can paint a beautiful canvas with words. The timing, the emphasis ...I can feel the pain building hehehe

[Weedhound]

Lol, thanks doco. The secret is in these "......" see you never have to finish a sentence....or use caps....

PC I completely agree with you...bad reaction indeed. I finally got the rapid rooter into the soup with the blunt end of a claw hammer....after about 4 good whacks. It's in there pretty good now....

[Dutch Pimp]

I spoke to a good friend of mine the other day.....well she was a good friend until this soil bs.....but anyway.....she accidently had her seeds in a tin that went through her washer....she planted them anyway and they all sprouted great.....that bitch.

Then I ask her what she planted them in and she says....."oh....my bad....just last years' potting soil that was still there."

I hate you soil people......all of you. :wtf:

....it's another "Attack of the 'Dro People"...:silly:....

[JackHerer]

Doesn't look lik we will be losing you from the Hydro section any time soon WH. :thumbsup:

[Celeste]

what kind of dirt are you using babe?

i feel i must play my part in this; we'll convert you :d

easy guide to soil planting.

fill pot with dirt
water until water sits
leave pot until no water is sitting
plant your seed
check again in three or four days

[xxxhazexxx]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha always hydro dont fuck with that dirt shit ppl say hydro hard bollocks its easy:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

thanx weedhound that made my week:stoned: