Purple Urkel!

[Tony1234567890]

Been smoking a lot of Kush and I like it, but it's way too hard of a high. Smoked a few"home grown" cross strains and they were good, not great, but definately smokeable.

Then I tried something called "Purple Urkel". Dark green with light green highlights LOTS of white crystals and very very few purple hairs.

Usually I'd smoke 1/2 a J (5 to 6 hits) and I'd be tore up. I was tired of getting smashed and just wanted a light mild high so I only took two hits of the Purple Urkel.

Five minutes later, nothing. Ten minutes later, nothing. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER NOTHING! Man! This stuff sucked, I'm going to get off my bed and .... when I stood up BAM! I sat right back down again.

It made me happy. I had an ear to ear smile. I wasn't laughing or giggeling, just an ear to ear smile. Didn't care what was on TV, what ever it was I loved it. Didn't care what we had to eat, whatever it was I was positive it would taste amazing. Light munchies. Light thirst. No dizzy, no creepy, no paranoia, no nothing.

To quote Mr. Dave Chappelle, "This was the shiznizzleBANGshit Fuck!"

The high lasted a good five hours and slowly tapered off, not like the Kush that had a cliff. Cliff? You're high, you're high then BAM! You're down. This was a slow climb up and a slow climb down. I was aware of every inch of my body. I almost came in my pants when I put lotion on my feet! I spent 30 minutes just rubbing lotion on my feet, it's like the lotion was magic. I wanted to rub one out, but I didn't want to ruin or molest the high, just ride it out and enjoy it.

Don't get me wrong, the Kush is great if you want to get stoned and not move. I think my problem was that I was smoking too much of it and I didn't like the effects.

Instead of rolling a jay I need find a one hitter so I don't waste my weed. Three hits is more then enough.

Getting back to my high! Happy yet not stupid. Sensual yet not horney. Hungry yet not starved. Thirsty yet not parched. Chilled out and NOT stoned. I was energetic and wanted to play cards or a video game or go out screw around with the guys.

With the Kush I was happy and stupid. Couldn't move, didn't want to, could hear a fly passing bye me and could almost communicate with the fly but didn't want to. Horney yet stoned and can't move. Starved! Parched! Yet so lazy I had to argue with myself to get up off my ass to go to the fridge. In a strange way I knew I had a superpower to have the food float to me, but I didn't want to scare my kids or the dog.

Was I smoking too much Kush? Will any weed make you feel ....... stoned? Is it quality or quantity?

Today I am crystal clear. With Kush I was a little hazy.

Oh, is it wrong to grind up all of your weed at one time? I purchased an 1/4 and I ground it up one shot and put it back in the bottle. Can anything happen to it? Will it loose it's potency?

Tony1234567890 Reviewed by Tony1234567890 on 06-08-2007. Purple Urkel! Been smoking a lot of Kush and I like it, but it's way too hard of a high. Smoked a few"home grown" cross strains and they were good, not great, but definately smokeable. Then I tried something called "Purple Urkel". Dark green with light green highlights LOTS of white crystals and very very few purple hairs. Usually I'd smoke 1/2 a J (5 to 6 hits) and I'd be tore up. I was tired of getting smashed and just wanted a light mild high so I only took two hits of the Purple Urkel. Five Rating: 5

[AustinMan]

Yeah sometimes I get really sick of that "completely stoned feeling" when i smoke by myself. But whatever.

[orangeman]

Well first off it's a little weird you keep describing that you get Kush all that time I hope you know there are many more strians than that. Are you sure every time you buy Kush it is an authetic Kush strain? Because you mentioned that shit way too much. Also you have quite a way to describe your feelings. How often do you smoke? I'm just wondering because if you are a heavy smoker like me and you have bud like that send some of that my way. But anyway the way you describe it "Purple Erkle" sounds better for you.

[Nochowderforyou]

Dude, Purple Erkle is a mega purple colored strain. It's not green, at all.

But cool.

[Tony1234567890]

Is it Kush that I've been getting? I use a dispensory and everyone who I meet there says their stuff is 100% legit. I met a few potheads (Tommy Chong types) there and I asked them if they knew a better place and they all said this was tops (Farm-Assist Care Givers) and they've been using this place for a few years.

Purple Erkel? If it's purple, then I don't have Purple Erkel, because what I have is dark & light green with lots of crystals and a few purple hairs.

How often do I smoke? Every other day. I used to smoke daily for about a month, then cut back to every other day. Now I'm going to hold myself to twice a week.

Whatever the strain is that I have, it's fucking incredible. Weed has never made me "happy" before. I mean, I'd get happy when I'd purchase some and smoke it, but I could never describe the high as "happy". Until now.

Strange thing is I am smoking alone. In the past even if I had crappy weed, we'd be happy because we'd be together screwing around and laughing. This is the first time I've ever got happy while being alone.