Quote Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
aliens have been stealing our water for quite some time now. i'm not sure of the exact details, but i think their anal probe machines run on water and cow parts. few people report these water theft incidents because their memories are erased by powerful beams emanating from the ships. you are obviously immune to these beams or you went to bed with your tin foil hat on.
LOL I would rep you but i cant, its the thought that counts.