thats the biggest piece of bullshit ever.

warden: hey paris, want to make the legal system look disgraceful and two sided?
paris: FUCK YEAH!
warden: all right, you're on house arrest, we'll just tell them its because of medical issues.
paris: okay, let me go collect my liquor!


FU-CK-ING BULLSHIT!

that honestly makes me very angry too see what kind of treatment people get when they are famous. Either that, or she gave the warden a blowjob, which i s also very plausible.