Well I guess I'm a geek cause I'm a Christian. That kind sucks cause I always thought I was cool. My reality has come crashing down. So I have to spill the beans on what it's like living as a geek.

1) I don't fear death cause I know where I'm going after I die. Cronic Feilds in heaven. With God yelling "get off my lawn Mike. I gave you your own lawn to roll around in."

2) I don't have guilt from smoking cause I know that God made it for me and the rest of you geeks that smoke.

3) If things go bad this geek knows they will get better cause my geeky Lord said they would.

4) All the good things that happen and I didn't have control of, this geek knows where and who they came from.

5) After an afternoon of partaking in the gift from God this geek knows his creater loves him cause no one except a stoner could make ice cream taste so good. Taste Buds. Thanks God....

6) When people start giving this geek a hard time for being a geek this geek doesn't get upset because this geek has read his Bible and it told him people would give him such a hard time.

These have been just a few life happenings that make me glad to be a geek living for something.

Rev. Geek Mike
Soldier for Christ
meek mike Reviewed by meek mike on . A geeks Life Well I guess I'm a geek cause I'm a Christian. That kind sucks cause I always thought I was cool. My reality has come crashing down. So I have to spill the beans on what it's like living as a geek. 1) I don't fear death cause I know where I'm going after I die. Cronic Feilds in heaven. With God yelling "get off my lawn Mike. I gave you your own lawn to roll around in." 2) I don't have guilt from smoking cause I know that God made it for me and the rest of you geeks that smoke. 3) Rating: 5