Quote Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
Published Monday, December 11, 2006

Man calls 911, reports stolen marijuana

The Associated Press

WICHITA -- A Wichita man called 911 to report that he was the victim of an armed robbery.

The theft? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell at his home.

The victim told police that a buyer had pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole the drugs.

Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

The victim was booked into Sedgwick County jail on several charges, including possession with the intent to sell drug.

The thief hasn't been found.
The first few times you hear some one reporting stolen drugs it's funny. But the sad truth is that this story has been run thousands of times with slight variations in detail with different people. It's scary how fucking stupid people are.