Dutch you're acting like a fool, there is nothing wrong with bongs. Just build a waterfall gravity bong and I guarantee you will change the way you feel about them. You can get a regular 500ml water bottle and a socket and a knife. Or you could just follow exactly how it's done on this video. Trust me you'll like it. It'll get you just as high as one whole blunt to the head if you do it right. :thumbsup:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2lAdN2SARFI