HELP! What do you do when...?

[MuddinPede]

I have a magnetic grinder with a keif plate and it ran me $8 new.

[deftdrummer]

Muddin saved $72 on his grinder!

[psteve]

Chant:
OM SHIVA SHANKARE!
HARE HARE GANJA!
for a little while, and the weed will come to you.
Make it happy and musical, and the weed will come faster.

[sefi]

1. go outside
2. find a weak looking kid
3. jump the kid
4. take set possesions with cash value
5. exchange possessions for cash or weed
6. light up

[Sayers]

How do you get keif from bud?