Pirates Vs. Ninjas

[mrdevious]

so you had to be a big fucker to swing one of those, not some fuckin ninja with a feather light japanese sword

Damnit man, do your research. NINJA'S ARE STRONG AS FUCK!





(damn, this issue has me all worked up, I think I have the spirit of the ninja within me..... my training begins today!)

[Metasteel]

Bah, ninja's would be winning in the poll if Ninja's of the Carribean were out instead!

I definately voted ninja's. I mean, pirates are just a rabble of escaped convicts. Ninja's have awsome training for several years, they climb walls and buildings and unclimbable shit, they kill with stealth and skill, and once I was reading about them and their training, and it was describing how they could freez in their steps, blending into the dark, and hold that possition all night long if necessary.

You're saying Pirates aren't trained to use a sword? I bet they are trained to use swords, guns, bombs, all that good stuff. And I think Ninjas get way more exposure with all this anime crap than pirates do.

[Hyde roponics]

ninjas kick ass because they have skills. straight up. but whats cooler than partying all day and night with your mateys, pillaging villages, and sailing the high seas? i gotta go with pirates.

[blazed_babe]

i'll definitely take captain jack sparrow over some ninja any day...

[mrdevious]

You're saying Pirates aren't trained to use a sword?

Not like ninja's. Pirates learn to use a sword from experience, from their friends yes, but no more experience than a ninja gets. The ninja, on the other hand, has formalized training methods including ninjutsu, jiu jitsu, kendo, and assasination techniques. They train hard and tirelessly until their reflexes are better than a cat, pirates are all hack 'n slash. Maybe that's usefull against your average schmo, but a trained ninja would easily pairee or dogdge it and stick a poison blade in that mofucka!

And I think Ninjas get way more exposure with all this anime crap than pirates do.

Pirates are undoubtedly getting WAY more exposure with Pirates of the Carribean. There's pretty much a pirate craze because of that movie (and hey, it's an awsome trillogy). Anime crap is just that, crap. Real ninja's have nothing to do with those anime assholes summoning their pokee men and girls-panties-from-vending-machines.

[mrdevious]

ninjas kick ass because they have skills. straight up. but whats cooler than partying all day and night with your mateys, pillaging villages, and sailing the high seas? i gotta go with pirates.

That's true, ninja's are way superior in the way of combat, but when it comes right down to the partying pirates got it all. Heck, lets just agree they all have their awsomeness and create some sort of hybrid piraninja.

[Metasteel]

Owned.

[slipknotpsycho]

Man, haven't you read up on Bushido and the whole Japanese method of training any type of warrior? Ninja's are brutal, their minds are sharp, their muscles are super strong and lightning fast, and there's no way in hell a properly trained ninja would let fear get the best of him! Not to mention, adrenalin can be detrimental too, ever had the gumby legs? lol.


I propose a duel Slipknot! We'll choose a building somewhere where you can dress up as a pirate and I'll dress up as a ninja. You wait to meet me there for the duel and.... oh, oh what's that, you're already dead and didn't even see it coming!


(have a good one)

aye, i shall take the challenge... but i shall run you through with me trusty scimitar.... aye scally wag you'll never see it coming before you get a chance to give it to me wihtout me see it coming...

[slipknotpsycho]

That's true, ninja's are way superior in the way of combat, but when it comes right down to the partying pirates got it all. Heck, lets just agree they all have their awsomeness and create some sort of hybrid piraninja.

pirahnja cuz they attack with deadly force of pirhana's yet they're still a hybrid of pirate and ninja....

[the yeag]

ninja's are sneaky lil bastards who where pajama's.....argh yee be walk'n me plank ya land lubbing pussy ninja skallywag...arhhhh shiver me timbers...YO HO HO and a bong bowl of bud.