Are you a functional stoner?

[TOOL9]

yea ive found that im better at EVERYTHING i when im stoned

[ipodguy]

one time i started a final project stoned and finished it within 3 hours
id say i can function but it depends how baked i am

[delusionsofNORMALity]

1 joint and i'm just a little confused, but i'm that way to begin with.

2 joints and i tend to lose things like my keys, my lighter, my train of thought and .... once again, i'm pretty much that way to begin with.

3 or 4 joints and i shouldn't be allowed to speak or operate heavy machinery. i tend to blither and sometimes my nonsense is misconstrued as insulting. for the third time, i'm pretty much that way to begin with.

5 or more joints and i really don't really care whether i'm functioning or not. once i decide to take my smoking seriously i abandon reality and center all of my efforts on the task of getting truly wasted.

in case you're wondering. no, i don't roll small joints.

[Adrenaline Rush]

Not sure what you would consider a functional stoner, but I feel I'm somewhat a functional stoner, but a very nervous and forgetful one. What I mean is that I function very well, however, I tend to get nervous because I feel as if everyone around me knows I'm high. I do have the tendency to forget things when I'm high, but other than that I'm pretty functional.

For example, at work. I'm sure that if I went to work high, I'd be more than capable to do my work, but I'm too nervous to get caught so I simply won't take the risk.

[Not An Addict]

Get a job at dominoes..hotbox the freezer allday.
edit:I mean if the pay can support you..

[psteve]

Get a job at dominoes..hotbox the freezer allday.
edit:I mean if the pay can support you..

Better yet, buy a dominoes franchise and hire a bunch of stoners!

[thcbongman]

Not really, I tend to fade out.

[Runaway Jim]

Depends on the bud and the amount and the time... I can smoke all day and still get my shit done if its some dank, but some midis will knock me the fuck out after i come down...

[cannabis campbell]

Only if i have to be lol...

but i prefer to relax and shit if im stoned and talk (thats the only function i dont mind doing when im stoned lol)

[NextLineIsMine]

Bl iver schmu ck turner f evves spo ndle...:jointsmile: