BITCH!!!!!!

[Button Basher]

Sorry dude. I know how it feels and your in one crappy situation.
If it does turn out like that then chin up and try not to let it get you down. If your best friend and girlfriend treat you like that then fuck them both (not literally). Smoke a spliff to yourself and imagine breaking a heavy object over both of them.

Let's know how it turns out.

Button Basher Reviewed by Button Basher on 01-03-2005. BITCH!!!!!! I've just got a few things to ask...where to start..... ok...my gf just called me a dick head, n said i've been a dick head to everyone. i just phoned my best mate and my gf answered and said "he doesn't want to talk to you..." i was like why???????? and she said cause u've been a dick head to everyone i was just like.........how???????? and she told me to just go and think about it. I'm happy she told me this cause i've always said if i piss u off let me know. But she didnt tell me why Rating: 5

[NowhereMan]

...lol
it does make sense....
i'm not gunna let it get me down...
lol
I'm gunna wait 4 her to call me...not sure what it will acheive but... hey how could things get any worse?...(looks like i've already lost my gf and my bestfriend )
lookin at the evidence it does look like she's cheatin on me tho,
i had thought about it b4 but i had completely trusted her.
maybe she is just tryin ta make me jelouse (sp)
but she's not gunna tell me the truth cause she knows ill kick the shit out of him...(if true)...and how will i know if shes not tellin the truth???
anyway thank again for the help

well regardless of what he says or she says
if they are doing the dirty deed and i think so.
and leading you around like a DUMASS then my best advice is to move on

both them sorry sons a bitchs deserve each other
and will make each other miserable
so go toke one,and meet a nice chick who aint some friend fucking whore
good luck and peace

[DrGonzo]

well, you should hang out with your best friend a little more, now that your girl doesn't want to be with you...just spend as much time as you can over at his place, and make sure you act all surprised when she keeps showing up!

chances are she's doing this so that you feel guilty (even though you don't know why...women love that). that way she feels less guilty about the awful things she's doing...

and yes, from what you've posted I do think she's banging your buddy. tough luck...but at least she hasn't taken your balls! right? please tell me I'm right...

suggested revenge: turn gay, then get all gay with your best friend so she has nobody left at all! mua ha ha ha (this might not be your cup of tea tho...) You could also start hanging out with HER bestfriend and/or sister and/or mother...that'd definitely up the weirdness factor.

[maryjanemama]

so go toke one,and meet a nice chick who aint some friend fucking whore
good luck and peace

Lol, Z, isn't that what every guy is looking for? While we're at it, I'm keeping my eye out for a non-farting-in-bed stud.

[Ammie]

While we're at it, I'm keeping my eye out for a non-farting-in-bed stud.

LOL arent we all

[RESiNATE]

Ladies, ladies...
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am Res, the non-farting-in-bed guy!
Yay!
Your search is OVER!





errr...I'm still allow to snore and pinch all the covers, though, aren't I?

[dog420]

Res you stud leave the poor ladies alone...lol

Btw wots up wit ur sig. ? lol

Peace man

[NowhereMan]

Lol, Z, isn't that what every guy is looking for? While we're at it, I'm keeping my eye out for a non-farting-in-bed stud.

oh well i heard something about Celery making the farts not stink?
hahhaa

[RESiNATE]

Res you stud leave the poor ladies alone...lol

Btw wots up wit ur sig. ? lol

hehehe...you can't blame me for trying, can it?

The sig is Pi correct to 400 decimal places, dude (it was gonna be 500, but I wasn't allowed that many characters lmaoo)
Apparently, there is a super-computer that has it down to 1billion decimal places...so far!

Don't ya just love maths!

[Reefer Rogue]

no i dont