So this story starts off by me working at subway til close on monday. a girl ive been talking to lately stopped by and stayed with me til close, we chilled in the back for a while... and lets just say it took me 2 hours longer to close than it normally should

so as im leaving at near midnight, i call up a friend of mine, and say hey man i got some stories to tell ya, wanna blaze?

course he says yea so i pick him up and we head to a what we thought was a reasonable chill spot.

we both pack up a bowl and after we finish he lights up a cig. (good thing as they cover smell pretty well). as i start the car, these bright ass lights shine right into the car.

so im thinking shit its the wo po (worthington police... catchy huh?), "yo man slowly grab my bowl out of my glove box and stash it under my seat"

he does it without moving his shoulders and im thinking alright heres my chance to shine. the cop comes to the drivers side window. asking so many questions im surprized he didnt stop to catch his breath. he first started asking how we knew about this place, my friend was light on his feet and said that his sister lived right in the next neighborhood which was true. and that we were going to spend the night at his house later and were just chilling. he was 18 so it was all good for him, both showed him our ids and he was bitching at me for being out past curfew by like 30 mins.

he asked if there was anything illegal in the car weapons or substances, and we immediately said no sir, full confidence and no hesitation.

he pulled me out of the car and put me against the car and began to search me, at first i was reluctant but i didnt have anything on me so i let him have his fun. he put me in the back of the cruiser and damn are those seats uncomfortable. he went and talked to my friend a bit then came back. he called my parents and woke my mom up. she was pissed and told him to tell me to come right home after dropping my friend off.

the whole time he kept saying, i have you out past curfew (basically i can arrest you for this if i want to) so his whole investigation was valid. he finally let me go by giving the conclusion speech "dont let me catch you on my watch again, if i do your going to the station".

so i drove my friend home, peaced outta there and went home. didnt even get grounded, but my dad said hes gonna start checking up on me more, and making sure he knows where i am and if i dont answer his calls im fucked....


in a way i love that feeling, lying to the police and getting away with it. testing myself to stay calm in a tight situation, acting normal even tho im ripped. it was such a rush.

well theres my crazy ass story.

peace
Professor Dan K. Reviewed by Professor Dan K. on . Wo Po out in full force (Cop story) So this story starts off by me working at subway til close on monday. a girl ive been talking to lately stopped by and stayed with me til close, we chilled in the back for a while... and lets just say it took me 2 hours longer to close than it normally should ;) ;) so as im leaving at near midnight, i call up a friend of mine, and say hey man i got some stories to tell ya, wanna blaze? course he says yea so i pick him up and we head to a what we thought was a reasonable chill spot. Rating: 5