Whats your fantasy?

[couch-potato]

My fantasy:

Bloodninja : Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13 : thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja : A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13 : haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13 : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja : I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13 : haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13 : i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13 : No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli13 : stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja : It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja : I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13 : thats it.
Bloodninja : Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja : Fuck am I hard now.

[GraziLovesMary]

So Ive done the MILF thing when I banged my sexy friends Aunt in the hottub for about 8 hours... but holy God were there some pharmaceuticals in my system THAT night...

Ive done the threesome things alot when I convinced my ex-girlfriends best friend to eat her out, and while she did that I just started nailin her from the back. Then we ended up doin it all the time for a little while, in every position I could imagine. And with all the porn Ive seen thats alot lol.

So I guess if my fantasy is limited to one day then Im fucked, cause Im thinkin of a marathon... as in... my own paradise island stocked with everything... my huge mansion... thousands of beautiful women from all around the globe, hand selected by me for exceptional beauty and genetics, and about a year to get them all pregnant so I can start an ARMY of my own children... raise them and teach them absolutely everything myself.. then disperse them in the worlds political systems for when Im ready to take over.

[Nightcrewman]

Hmmm I wanna fuck a rockstar *cough Maynard*, in the back of his dressing room or tour bus. I want it hard and rough. I want my hair pulled, back scratched, and my ass hit. I want him to talk dirty mean talk too. I wanna do it doggy style mostly too. Oh and I want him to explode in me and then I wanna go down on him and lick everything off...

I wanna watch LOL

Cheers
NCM (just about to excercise his wrist)

[psteve]

you've had sex with a brazilian girl before? if not, you're a liar.

Her name was Marie. Technically, that was her first name, but friends called her Joao (her middle name) because there are so many Marie's in Brazil. Her brother was a Brazilian rock star called 'Juan Dragão' (Johnny Dragon). I met them in Chicago in the 1980's.

[420MissHighTimes420]

Her name was Marie. Technically, that was her first name, but friends called her Joao (her middle name) because there are so many Marie's in Brazil. Her brother was a Brazilian rock star called 'Juan Dragão' (Johnny Dragon). I met them in Chicago in the 1980's.

You sound like a very lucky man!

[naturesgift]

My fantasy would be to have the two most beautiful brunettes in the world on the best romantic beach in the world.

After fucking them to the highest erotic levels ever, i would cum all over their backs , flip them over in the sand, and turn them into human apple crumbles.

[beachguy in thongs]

Why not cum in them?

Great fantasy, though.

'Cept, I'd cum in them.

[psteve]

You sound like a very lucky man!

I am now.
I found my soul mate at the 2001 Cannabis Cup. :kisslove:

[420MissHighTimes420]

I am now.
I found my soul mate at the 2001 Cannabis Cup. :kisslove:

Wow you are a lucky man, to go to the cannabis cup is one of the top things I have to go to b4 I die, and to meet your soul mate ... thats lucky too!

[psteve]

Wow you are a lucky man, to go to the cannabis cup is one of the top things I have to go to b4 I die, and to meet your soul mate ... thats lucky too!

Everyone should go to Amsterdam, just to see how free we all could be.
The cup is cool, but Amsterdam is most of the coolness.