BFA...Everyone here knows I'm an ass so I'm gonna say what everyone else is too polite to say.....
Go to a bar, park or boys locker room and show your breast to the first semi upright male you see. He will definately call you and he has [U]got[U] to be better then this jerk you're with. I know its hard to let go but for the love of god...Have some self respect. We all here love you and it is killing us to see you hurting yourself this way.

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slowlickitysplit Reviewed by slowlickitysplit on . "First" Date I'm going on a date tomorrow night, he told me I get to pick where to go. We don't have a huge selection of restaurants in my town so I'm thinking of this little hole-in-the-wall Italian food place that we used to go to a lot. But we also have places like Chilli's, Friday's and Applebee's. Where would you guys pick? He's paying and has a lot of cash to blow, so that's not an issue. I also have no idea what to wear. He said he's dressing up but won't tell me specifically what he's wearing. Rating: 5