I'm here!
I'm high!
Get used to it!
Smoking in the closet is a fire hazard!
I won't be happy until I can raise my smoked filled bong to celebrate a home run at the ball game.
HEY! WORLD! PSTEVE SMOKES POT! AND HE LIKES IT A LOT!
I've told cops, doctors, social workers, teachers, lawyers, judges, senators, congressmen, mayors, anchormen, reporters, D.J's, priests, neighbors, bums on the street. Anyone and everyone knows I smoke pot. And a lot of them smoked it with me.
I've gone on TV and DARED people to call in and defend the cannabis laws.
I've gone on stage in front of 30,000 people and told them all I smoke pot.
Say it loud! I'm stoned and I'm proud!
I'll give up my bong when they pry my cold dead fingers from the carb' hole.
Hey! Bush!! IS MY MEDICINE LEGAL YET BEEOTCH???
Time to smoke a bowl...