ok il share my new years story it mite be kinda long tho.

so i was at the bus stop waiting for the bus to come when this drunk kid and his fat girlfriend was sitting there. so he opens the beer and starts spraying it on her then he starts pushin her around. i didnt think much of it at 1st. then the bus comes and the fat girl tries to get on the bus but the drunk guys like dragging her off. so she starts screaming help help so these random guys on the bus try to help her. they try to pull her on the bus. then the drunk guys random friends come and 1 of them jumps on the bus and is like wtf m8? so he punches the guy that tried to help the fat girl in the stomach then he kicks him in the face!!! omg it was so funny and i wasnt even stoned yet i wish i was though. and this was only at like 8 45. so the bus drivers like fuck this and he drives off and every1 on the bus is swearing at the bus driver. then some random fat guy on the bus is like shut up kid this kinda thing happens every day so the kid replied so why dont you do anything about it? then the fat guy was like who do you think i am superman? lol i found that amusing.

so then i go 2 my friend nialls house so i put on my balaclava and pretend im robbing the house lol no idea why but then we were all like "oh no blad!" ha we are so easily amused by saying "oh no blad" "pow" and ending every sentence with your mum! so anyway were watching bo selecta and we smoke 3 bowls then were like lets go 2 mcdonalds then go skating at town hall and mess with the security guards. lol we do this like every week and they get so pissed. so then we go out and mcdonalds is fukin closed i was soooooooo pissed. so were going to town hall and this moroccan gang approached us and says where r u going? so we just say no where. then ther like o kool then jj's like nah dude its radical man! then the guys like suck your mum so im like OH NO BLAD!!!!!!!!! then there like what did you say? so we were like o shit blad! and started walking away very fast. then they caught up with us and tried to rob us but somehow we managed to run away.

so then we went back to nialls house and smoked all da rest of da weed then had a massive munch sesh. but when niall was smokin he burnt 1 of his eyebrows coz hes a complete noob so i was like burn the other 1 to make it even lol and he did. we had some cheese smoked sausage and then we went to da shop and got some wine gums sours and another smoked sauasage lol coz that shop was proper gay about there prices it was like 2 50 for a pack of bacon so i was like fuk that. so we go back and were eating and watchin little britain and i pull out da percy pigs!!! and i didnt even think i was opening the packet hard but i ripped it apart like hulk hogan rips off his shirt lol and they went everywhere. then after about 10 mins of laughing and eating da pigs we found out it was 12 02 so we forgot new years lol. it was funny as hell i had an awesome new years.