How do you like your steak cooked???

[stinkyattic]

raw meat? that's some disgusting ass shit

How is sushi so popular then? Fish muscle tissue hosts nematodes more often than you would like to know about...

[halfassedjediknight]

do it well! well done!

i dont wanna hear my cow when i eat it. hah

[PaRRoTT]

i cook with propane and propane accesories i tell you what..

[Jeff Spicoli]

How is sushi so popular then? Fish muscle tissue hosts nematodes more often than you would like to know about...

fucking beats me, hahaha, i hate sushi too.
nematodes? what the fuck? lol

[geonagual]

Have you ever seen the movie Eating Raoul...that was a wierd one..they were feeding Raoul to thier friends and family. LOL...
Hmm..let me go and see if I can find a picture of something..haha, I am typing what I am thinking..go to google dumb ass..I am back..here is the synapsis, read if you like.

[edit] Synopsis
Paul and Mary Bland are a wine dealer and a nurse, respectively, who grieve over their low statuses in life and dream of someday opening a restaurant.

After Mr. Bland is fired from his job at a wine shop (shortly after an unrelated in-store shooting), the couple are left relatively penniless and the chances that they will ever realize their dream quickly diminish. Their strife is exacerbated by the fact that they live in an apartment building that is a regular site of orgies and bondage parties.

After a "swinger" wanders drunk into their apartment and tries to rape Mrs. Bland, Mr. Bland kills him by hitting him with a frying pan. They take his money and put him in the trash compactor. Later on, they kill another swinger along the same lines, and realize that they could actually make money by killing "rich perverts," and proceed to do so, getting advice on infiltrating the swinging lifestyle from one of the apartment's orgy regulars, Doris the Dominatrix.

After finding a flyer attached to their car for cheap lock installation, they decide, for the safety of Mr. Bland's wine collection, to have the locks on their apartment door changed.

The locksmith's name is Raoul, a Latino man who moonlights as a cat burglar, robbing the homes and apartments of his clients. He breaks into the Blands' apartment the night after installing their locks, only to stumble across the corpse of the Blands' latest victim, a Nazi fetishist, who has also decorated the apartment in Nazi paraphernalia before he was killed.

Paul catches Raoul and the two strike a deal: Not only will Raoul keep the Blands' secret, he tells them that he knows a place where he can "exchange" the corpses for cash. The Blands accept, and Raoul goes to work for them (he sells the corpses to a dog food company), also secretly stealing the victims' cars and selling them.

One night shortly after, Mr. Bland leaves to buy groceries (and a new frying pan, since Mary is "a bit squeamish about cooking with the one we use to kill people") and Mrs. Bland is left alone in the house. Their next customer, a hippie Vietnam veteran, arrives while Paul is gone, and when Mrs. Bland explains that he missed his appointment, he tries to rape her. Raoul wanders in, sees the hippie attacking Mrs. Bland and strangles him to death with his belt. Raoul then offers Mary marijuana and they have sex.

This affair goes on for a while, with Raoul beginning to convince Mary to run away with him. After Raoul tries to run Paul down in his van, Paul hires Doris the Dominatrix to pose as a variety of people (including an immigration agent and a sexual health counselor) to try and get rid of Raoul (by making him believe he is being deported and feeding him salt peter, respectively). None of these plans work, however, and Raoul arrives in the Blands' apartment with a gun and prepares to kill Mr. Bland. He informs Paul that he and Mary will be getting married, and then brings Paul into the kitchen so that he and Mary can both kill him together; instead, Mary kills Raoul with a frying pan.

Mary and Paul then remember they're expecting a friend for dinner (the banker who's helping them buy their dream restaurant). With no food left in the house, and little time before the banker's arrival, Paul and Mary cook Raoul and serve him up for dinner. The investor is impressed; the last shot of the film is a smiling Paul and Mary in front of their brand new restaurant, with the caption, "Bon Appétit."
[edit] Synopsis
Paul and Mary Bland are a wine dealer and a nurse, respectively, who grieve over their low statuses in life and dream of someday opening a restaurant.

After Mr. Bland is fired from his job at a wine shop (shortly after an unrelated in-store shooting), the couple are left relatively penniless and the chances that they will ever realize their dream quickly diminish. Their strife is exacerbated by the fact that they live in an apartment building that is a regular site of orgies and bondage parties.

After a "swinger" wanders drunk into their apartment and tries to rape Mrs. Bland, Mr. Bland kills him by hitting him with a frying pan. They take his money and put him in the trash compactor. Later on, they kill another swinger along the same lines, and realize that they could actually make money by killing "rich perverts," and proceed to do so, getting advice on infiltrating the swinging lifestyle from one of the apartment's orgy regulars, Doris the Dominatrix.

After finding a flyer attached to their car for cheap lock installation, they decide, for the safety of Mr. Bland's wine collection, to have the locks on their apartment door changed.

The locksmith's name is Raoul, a Latino man who moonlights as a cat burglar, robbing the homes and apartments of his clients. He breaks into the Blands' apartment the night after installing their locks, only to stumble across the corpse of the Blands' latest victim, a Nazi fetishist, who has also decorated the apartment in Nazi paraphernalia before he was killed.

Paul catches Raoul and the two strike a deal: Not only will Raoul keep the Blands' secret, he tells them that he knows a place where he can "exchange" the corpses for cash. The Blands accept, and Raoul goes to work for them (he sells the corpses to a dog food company), also secretly stealing the victims' cars and selling them.

One night shortly after, Mr. Bland leaves to buy groceries (and a new frying pan, since Mary is "a bit squeamish about cooking with the one we use to kill people") and Mrs. Bland is left alone in the house. Their next customer, a hippie Vietnam veteran, arrives while Paul is gone, and when Mrs. Bland explains that he missed his appointment, he tries to rape her. Raoul wanders in, sees the hippie attacking Mrs. Bland and strangles him to death with his belt. Raoul then offers Mary marijuana and they have sex.

This affair goes on for a while, with Raoul beginning to convince Mary to run away with him. After Raoul tries to run Paul down in his van, Paul hires Doris the Dominatrix to pose as a variety of people (including an immigration agent and a sexual health counselor) to try and get rid of Raoul (by making him believe he is being deported and feeding him salt peter, respectively). None of these plans work, however, and Raoul arrives in the Blands' apartment with a gun and prepares to kill Mr. Bland. He informs Paul that he and Mary will be getting married, and then brings Paul into the kitchen so that he and Mary can both kill him together; instead, Mary kills Raoul with a frying pan.

Mary and Paul then remember they're expecting a friend for dinner (the banker who's helping them buy their dream restaurant). With no food left in the house, and little time before the banker's arrival, Paul and Mary cook Raoul and serve him up for dinner. The investor is impressed; the last shot of the film is a smiling Paul and Mary in front of their brand new restaurant, with the caption, "Bon Appétit."
[edit] Synopsis
Paul and Mary Bland are a wine dealer and a nurse, respectively, who grieve over their low statuses in life and dream of someday opening a restaurant.

After Mr. Bland is fired from his job at a wine shop (shortly after an unrelated in-store shooting), the couple are left relatively penniless and the chances that they will ever realize their dream quickly diminish. Their strife is exacerbated by the fact that they live in an apartment building that is a regular site of orgies and bondage parties.

After a "swinger" wanders drunk into their apartment and tries to rape Mrs. Bland, Mr. Bland kills him by hitting him with a frying pan. They take his money and put him in the trash compactor. Later on, they kill another swinger along the same lines, and realize that they could actually make money by killing "rich perverts," and proceed to do so, getting advice on infiltrating the swinging lifestyle from one of the apartment's orgy regulars, Doris the Dominatrix.

After finding a flyer attached to their car for cheap lock installation, they decide, for the safety of Mr. Bland's wine collection, to have the locks on their apartment door changed.

The locksmith's name is Raoul, a Latino man who moonlights as a cat burglar, robbing the homes and apartments of his clients. He breaks into the Blands' apartment the night after installing their locks, only to stumble across the corpse of the Blands' latest victim, a Nazi fetishist, who has also decorated the apartment in Nazi paraphernalia before he was killed.

Paul catches Raoul and the two strike a deal: Not only will Raoul keep the Blands' secret, he tells them that he knows a place where he can "exchange" the corpses for cash. The Blands accept, and Raoul goes to work for them (he sells the corpses to a dog food company), also secretly stealing the victims' cars and selling them.

One night shortly after, Mr. Bland leaves to buy groceries (and a new frying pan, since Mary is "a bit squeamish about cooking with the one we use to kill people") and Mrs. Bland is left alone in the house. Their next customer, a hippie Vietnam veteran, arrives while Paul is gone, and when Mrs. Bland explains that he missed his appointment, he tries to rape her. Raoul wanders in, sees the hippie attacking Mrs. Bland and strangles him to death with his belt. Raoul then offers Mary marijuana and they have sex.

This affair goes on for a while, with Raoul beginning to convince Mary to run away with him. After Raoul tries to run Paul down in his van, Paul hires Doris the Dominatrix to pose as a variety of people (including an immigration agent and a sexual health counselor) to try and get rid of Raoul (by making him believe he is being deported and feeding him salt peter, respectively). None of these plans work, however, and Raoul arrives in the Blands' apartment with a gun and prepares to kill Mr. Bland. He informs Paul that he and Mary will be getting married, and then brings Paul into the kitchen so that he and Mary can both kill him together; instead, Mary kills Raoul with a frying pan.

Mary and Paul then remember they're expecting a friend for dinner (the banker who's helping them buy their dream restaurant). With no food left in the house, and little time before the banker's arrival, Paul and Mary cook Raoul and serve him up for dinner. The investor is impressed; the last shot of the film is a smiling Paul and Mary in front of their brand new restaurant, with the caption, "Bon Appétit."

[higher4hockey]

i'd like to meet the cow, cut off what i want, and ride the rest home.

[LIP]

Rare for me thankyou very much lol.

I also like stake tata [sp?] Shredded raw. Lovely.

[TheGreenFog]

I used to like it Well Done...then I met my gf and she likes it MR or R...(blech)...but she got me down to Med in the mean time. I can't/won't go further into the alive category. Mmmm I'm gonna get a steak.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[Sir Bliss]

Shiit. I have had steak in a whillllle. Damn.

I usually go with Medium or Medium Well. A1 Steak Sauce. Mmmm

[Its a Plant]

MEDIUM. I'm not about to stare my steak in the eyes and have it blink at me...

Then add some ketchup.

"Nothin' brings out the flavor of a steak like ketchup." ~