Yo mama jokes....

[Nocturnal Stoner]

put up some yo momma so...jokes, I need to read them when I'm high.

Nocturnal Stoner Reviewed by Nocturnal Stoner on 06-04-2007. Yo mama jokes.... put up some yo momma so...jokes, I need to read them when I'm high. Rating: 5

[BlAzInIt4:20]

can i put blonde jokes instead? lol

[BlAzInIt4:20]

all well i found this one thought it was funny


A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is
cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a woman.
The Blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own
head.

Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to
Shoot.

The blonde replies "Shut up stupid! You're next!"

[BlAzInIt4:20]

The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a
Complaint of pains all over her body.

"Be more precise," he said. "So I can help you, try pointing to some of the
places that hurt.

The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, "Ouch!" then her
finger to her hip and said, "Ouch!" and then to her rib cage and said, "Ouch!"
again.

The doctor stopped her and asked, "Were you a blonde before your hair grayed"?


"Why yes!" she said excitedly, "But how did you know?"

The Doc answered, "Your fingers broken."

hahahahahaha

[RedLocks]

yo mamma so dumb she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer

[BlAzInIt4:20]

haha ^^nice

[beachguy in thongs]

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[happiestmferoutthere]

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo mamas so fat her belly button has an echo
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a Blow-Job

What's the difference between yo mama and a water buffalo?
About 25 pounds.
How do you even it up?
Either force-feed the buffalo, or shave yo mama.

Your mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got a hippy in a headlock.
Your Mama is so ugly that when she walks past the bathroom the toilet flushes itself.

Whats the difference between your mama and a walrus?
One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.

Yo mama's so smelly, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

Oh, hell..... I've got a million of them! I hope these aren't too corny!

[BlAzInIt4:20]

Good one happie had me laughing..

[cannabis campbell]

blonde jokes are funnier lol