Little Vito sat on a park bench eating candy bars one after another. By the fifth one a little old man that had been sitting a bench away walked over and told Vito, "young man if you keep eating those candy bars like that you're gonna lose all of your teeth; you're gonna get really fat; and the girls won't pay you any attention." At which point Vito replied, "my grandfather lived to be a hundret n sevin," the old man inquired, "did he eat all of those candy bars too?" Vito says, "naw he kept his fuckin mouth shut."

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