Quote Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
Thank you MJO for the endorsement. You know who to come to so +k.

With that said you are not going to like my answer. Smoking on probation is a horrible idea. If you must though, wait a little bit into the probation and take a few drug tests to see what you are up against. Unlike employment tests, court ordered tests can be observed (watching the urine leave the body and enter the cup) or monitored (in the same room). I would guess that there is a 95% chance that one of these will be your test. You need to do a few and find out. If you can't sub successfully then you are going to have to wait out the probation. Subbing is against the law so if you are caught the judge is not going to be happy, especially when you are on probation for 9 felonies and 4 misdemeanors. You should only sub if there is no one in the room or else you are really going to face some massive legal consequences if you are caught.

You also may be subject to saliva or hair tests so this is another reason to do a few tests to see what they are going to do.

Finally, if your sample is 89 then you better not do it or you better practice some more. The sample has to be between 90-100 and a sample not in this range can also be considered tampering and is just like getting caught. Urine should be stored frozen.

So, be patient and please take a few tests first and report back and we will re visit how to smoke while on probation, ok! :thumbsup:
Ugh, you are so right FakeBoobsRule; I hate your answer. I've officially been on probation sense June 30th, and I haven't had a drug test yet. I was told your allowed to fail your first drug test? If thats true, im alittle relieved, but if theres any way I can refrain from doing this, it would look a lot better to my judge. Sense then I have smoked a good fare share of marijuanna. Probably a half all together? And before that I guess you could say I was a heavy smoker. Everyday a few times a day.

I have a few friends who have the same PO, so i'll ask them how the drug test is administered; so hopefully we could discuss smoking on probation, alittle sooner. :thumbsup:

I'm assuming subbing on a court ordered urine test, is not really an option for me. Im pretty sure a few friends with the same PO told me they breathe down your neck while you pee, but i'm going to double check on that.

Saliva and hair tests are not going to happen, i'm pretty sure of this. Considering no one I no around here gets that from probation, and i'm pretty sure my judge said urine test.

Okay, and on to the reason why I came onto these boards this morning (I was surprised when I saw your response); I was going to yell at you to make a quick response, seeing as my PO called me this morning and told me he needs to see me 8:15 friday morning... Im pretty worried right now, if he gives me a drug test, and I fail (I will if i was tested right now), will i be sent to jail?

Ither way, I want to avoid at all possible costs failing any drug tests for them. I will not pass if i take it. As I said im a heavy smoker for a good 6 months now. I have been going a lot lighter sense I got arrested, but I dont think thats going to change the outcome what so ever.

I know drinking crazy ammounts of water does NOTHING, up until the morning of the drug tests (I read a few of your comments... and by a few I mean alot). So when I wake up, ill pee, drink a bottle or 3 of water, pee 3 more times, and then save my next one for the cup... I know I should buy some at home drug tests if im this worried about it, and test it out, but I need some other suggestions to hopefully clarify my system. At this point ill drink bleach (yes, I know, you said it dosent do squat; just showing im desperate) to stay out of jail for years.


Thanks again!