Was God Stoned ?

[RESiNATE]

For the sake of argument, we'll say that God existed/exists, and is indeed very stoned.
After all, He came up with the toughest brain-teaser of them all...

...can you guess what it is?

Answers on a post, to the usual address...thanks

[teknonra]

is it .......why do you always have an idiot sit next to you on the bus?
or
how many beans make five?
or women-why?
or
what is the meaning of life? (although we already know)
or
how does your bud dissapear wenst i had'th a henery only last night?

[Blisterize]

God is a spirit. He's not out sniffing sacrifices and tasting offerings and I know he's not puffin herbs. I mean, how much do you think He could smoke? Then there would be none left for man, which is whom it is intended for!!!

[RESiNATE]

Of whom it is intended...

[Blisterize]

Oh, Res...your so techincal and I'm so high. This is why we don't communicate. This is why our relationship is what it is! LOL

[Stuky]

trying to stop smokin' alfter 9 years, i'ts killin' me, gonna give in and roll one

[RESiNATE]

lmao, Blisterize

But what you didn't know, is that I had to check that I was right first

Oh, darn it!
Now you know!
me and my big mouth!

You see, Blisterize, it works like this:
You're so high, but I am not...therefore, I have to be the technical one.
It's yer basic 'ying-yang-thang', ya know?
Our releationship could be so much more...if I were as high as you
*sighs*
Such is the order of things, of which we have no control over.

*bigger sigh*
I wish my goddam dealer would hurry the fuck up with my weed, man!
*sobs*
I'm ALWAYS the 'technical one'...*sobs louder*

I think I need a hug

[Blisterize]

OMG Res I am roflmfao!!!