"Only when you're high"...moments

[RamblerGambler]

driving back from a food run one day, my friend and I happened to notice some goings on at a church on the side of the road. There was a flat trailer that had been dragged out next to the road and and a cross hoisted atop it. Attached to this cross appeared to be whatever "true believer" felt themselves worthy of being jesus, complete with crown of thorns and fake blood.

At the moment we drove by, there happened to be a rather overweight, affluent looking white individual playing the part of Jesus. This creepy looking psudo-savior then locked his attention onto my car and apparently delivered a piercing stare into the very soul of my passenger. My passenger was a tough kid, no doubt about it. A fairly skinny kid, I'd seen him take out much larger opponents in fights so badly that he would be calling out the punches by the end.

The reason I mention this is simple. The moment after locking eyes with Bubba Jesus my friend began screaming in a pitch higher than most little girls. I swear, it took almost half a mile of road in between us and the imposter before I could get him to quiet down.

To this day I don't know what caused it. Perhaps the multiple bowls from the Goldschlager bong smoked earlier. Maybe he just overreacted. Whatever the reason, I still laugh about it to this day.

[Sir Bliss]

ok i've got one. my collage has these mass visitation day and one day my buddies and i had just got done smoking a fat like 4 gram blunt at this bridge on campus. When we got back to the dorms there was a whole family of little people running around tring to keep up with the rest of the group. It was so so funny

hahaha. alright, this shit is just geeking me out.

I have these experiences all the time, but I can't think of many off the top of my head...i just may be to ripped at the moment. Hmm...the craziest shit always seems to happen when you're high and watching/attending sports games. Like I remember a particular time where I had JUST gotten home after smoking like mad, and my brother was watching the game (brewers v cardinals I think) The second I sit down JJ hits a fucking grand slam and I'm just freaking out like "HOLY SHIT did that shit just happen?!"

ahh, good times.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

i saw a little boy get stomped by a donkey... and the same donkey bite the back of goat and pull the skin all the way up.. ugh shes mean..

[Sir Bliss]

i saw a little boy get stomped by a donkey... and the same donkey bite the back of goat and pull the skin all the way up.. ugh shes mean..

hahaha?! ...the fuck?

[B.Basher]

Not really a huge stoner moment, but me and my girl were blazing in our loft that was undergoing a conversion last week. It had been raining all weekend and we were just smoking up doing a jigsaw puzzle when my stomach growled from hunger. I had a light thought "Ah, thats embarassing, I hope she didn't hear that". I look up and her face was like a cats when it's falling of a bed. "Thunder! Did you hear that thunder? Shit, I hate thunder. We're going to get lightning too, oh my god. I can't stand lightning. What should we do?"

I let it go on for about 5-10 minutes before I told her. Was funny as hell. Another time back in the day I remember hearing what sounded like a plane engine in my kitchen getting louder and louder. I was completely blitzed and sidling up against the wall wondering what to do, the sound was intense. Two words. Dishwasher.

[RedLocks]

heh I got a funny story but already got a forum infraction for telling it, lets just say it has to do with a chicken and shrooms

[420MissHighTimes420]

Only when I'm stoned do I eat cut up strawberrys with lemon juice sugar in popcorn. MMMM Tryed it when I was sober and it was nasty as hell, but when I'm reall baked I love it!

[Guitarman88]

When im really really really bent i tend to over analize things. Like thinking in loops and stuff. Its weird.

[CannabisCrooz]

yeah man i know what you mean.
last weekend we were driving around smoking some blunts and i cant remember why but right after we got on the freeway some dude in a pickup truck was bugging the shit out of us, i think he was cutting us off or something but it ended up with all of us giving him the bird. than he pulls up and we notice hes got a little 9 or 10 year old kid in shotgun with him so we all just kinda look away or whatever.
he rolls down his window and yells in the highest pitched, weirdest voice ive ever heard
"HEY DID YOU FLIP ME OFF A HOLE!" and he sounded like a giddy 12 year old (which was strange since this guy was probably 6 foot and looked pretty average) who was about to poo his pants from excitement from saying "a hole" for the first time. "WELL FUCK YOU" and than he flipped us off and was grinning and smiling and he seemed so excited as if he was really being such a horrible rebel.
than his kid starts like hopping all over, antsy as hell and shiftily gives us the middle finger for a second and puts it away scared. they both keep saying fuck you and blah blah blah in girly excited voices. i dunno it was so weird we all just started laughing and than they started laughing and we were just driving next to eachother laughing hysterically.
definately strange

[ThePeacockNamethTom]

When im really really really bent i tend to over analize things. Like thinking in loops and stuff. Its weird.

That's typically what I tend to do when I get really fucking stoned. I can't do anything because I always over-analyse everything. It's a debilitating thing.