Stoned out of my head in a police station lol!

[lil josh]

EDit: ill put the short version first this time.

I smoked a quater then done a bong b4 i went to the police station (10-15 min drive away) got in there n was really stoned.

Now for the fucked up long version lol

This is going to be really badly written because im sooooo stoned lol its 11:25am i woke up a hour ago n ive had a nice ammount to smoke n a few bevvies


lol i had to go to the police station the other day because i was on bail for some abh shit...anyways i let my mum take care of the dates so she just tells me the day before when i have bail/court or have to report to the police station for my refferal order. (im going of subject now aint i lol)

hold on ill sort of start again

I went splits on a quater with one of my mates in the morning n we started smoking at around 12, by about 5 im pretttty high n feeling nice :jointsmile: Then my7 mum comes in to tell me i have got to go to the police station at 6 for my bail thingy lol
(i cant figure out how to say bail, i had to go to bail...i was on bail..but bail isnt a place ((could get confusing soz)) back to the story)
so i decided not to smoke for the next hour because i was pretty stoned already.
(ive really lost intrest in this story lol so its gona sound sooo shit cause the main part is coming up but i cba to go in2 detail looool this has taken almnost half an hour cause i keep getting distracted)

anyways yer so i didnt smoke for an hour b4 i went to bail but just before i decided to have a quick bong, bad idea lol, got in the car with my mum started driving felt the bong coming on nicley
Mum starts looking at me telling me i look terrible n that i look really stoned lol to make it worse i had run out of eye drops so i had crazy red eye.
So we get into the police station i talk to the man behind the desk for abit tells me im gona have to be in a id parade next week.
Whoile he prints of the paper work we have to sit in a lil room (me n ma mum) .

So were sitting in the room n all of a sudden i feel really stoned, my mums still telling me how bad i look

(o yeah lmao i forgotte! when i was talking to the cunstable bloke behind the desk she tried to make a excuse for ma eyes n started saying to 1 of the police officers about how i shouldnt have gone swimming ect..cause it always messes up ma eyes lol!)

so thats just causing mad paranoia lol, then i think i hear one of the pigs outside the room say he can smell something on me lol so im like ffs i cant be dealing with this lol.

We come out of the lil room n collect the papaers, i have to talk to the cunstable again n im trying not to act/look to stoned lol (always makes it worse) he gives me my papers n i leave lol.







lol that was so much fucking effort i duno why i bothered lol i dont think its going to make any sence either, i thought i was going to finish it quick but turns out i didnt
now does this go in the recreational section, stories section, lounge or experiences?

This feels like a really big waste of time now n im still typing .. WTF am i doing lol

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lil josh Reviewed by lil josh on 06-02-2007. Stoned out of my head in a police station lol! EDit: ill put the short version first this time. I smoked a quater then done a bong b4 i went to the police station (10-15 min drive away) got in there n was really stoned. Now for the fucked up long version lol This is going to be really badly written because im sooooo stoned lol its 11:25am i woke up a hour ago n ive had a nice ammount to smoke n a few bevvies lol i had to go to the police station the other day because i was on bail for some abh shit...anyways i let my mum take Rating: 5

[LIP]

When i got nicked for the "attempted robbery" i was stoned, and they found my weed [1/4 oz] but didnt even confiscate it.

You had nothing to worry about man, you could have told them - i've smoked a fucking ton of skunk and im stoned outta my fucking head.

Being high isnt illegal, just having the weed is [supposidly]

Cunt-Stabbable.

Have you been charged yet?

[lil josh]

lol yh i know they couldnt have done anything its just atthe time paranoia was pretty bad lol n where im starting my refferal order soon they would have told the people in charge of that and i would probably have had to go on a drugs course or something lol n i aint doing that!

My id parade is in a week or 2, not really to bothered about it tho its only theft, if i get picked out the worst thats gonna happen is a few months added onto my refferal order and a £35 court fee. i got mixed up in the story lol my abh got dropped the other day

Lol Cunt-Stabbable.

[Kenn]

Man sounds like u coped well under the circumstances , fck that i couldnt think of a worse place to be when stoned (the police station ) no way ..lol ..:stoned:

[lil josh]

Stoned In A Church Run By Police Would Have Been Worse.

[ganjasmugler420]

whats an id parade? never heard of it over here in the states, or a cunstable, just in movies haha. we got deputies corporals and Leutinants. i hate to go to jail, but ive seen that when u go, its always best to be baked. i usually get out the day i go on (bailed out) so i still always have to sit there in a room for like5 hrs and wait, so i just always hope its when im buzzed so i can sleep