i had no weed and no friends to hang out with, and my bro took the car. i took 4 keystone beers to the face sitting by my pool alone moping in my lonlyness about how no 1 likes me. then i went inside and chugged 2 busch beers. then i chugged 2 more busch beers (each busch was a pint). finally i finished the night with 2 coors light, 2 more keystones, and 6 shots of sour apple citrus smirnoff vodka....i had all the alcahol in a styraphome cooler ready for a party i was gonna have, but my friends couldnt make it and i was stuck alone...wen i got up to my bed i member sayin "im not even drunk" then i saw black and fell over onto my bed...

happy fuckin newyear