Why men may pee funny

[rebgirl420]

^^ haha John pisses on the seat...ugh what a nasty surprise

[BabyFacedAbortion]

LIFT, DAMNIT, LIFT THE SEAT!

[mrdevious]

LIFT, DAMNIT, LIFT THE SEAT!

What's up with you ladies and the toilet seat anyway? Honestly I've NEVER had to go in the middle of the night and just started peein', I always know where I'm peeing first! In fact I turn on the light first, that helps lol. and it's not like we'd enjoy peeing on a seat either!

[420marijuana420]

so how come men have to lift then put down the seat for women. why can't women lift the seat up for men?

[BabyFacedAbortion]

The men in my house better lift the damn seat, because I'M the one who cleans the toilet.

[crudemood]

before you decide to grow your own, rent one for a couple weeks or borrow one from a friend. they're not for everyone and they can get you into a great deal of trouble.

lmao!

[thNk.m0rbid]

phew.. i thought i was weird for pissing weird when i had a hard one LOL

[mrdevious]

phew.. i thought i was weird for pissing weird when i had a hard one LOL

Well nobody pisses like that you know, you'd better see a doctor!

[thNk.m0rbid]

LOL nono like exactly what you said, when you get a hard one and your piss stream goes all crazy.. i thought it was only me!! lol

[mrdevious]

haha, I know I was just yankin' your chain