Why men may pee funny

[mrdevious]

lol, I was just reading the "peeing before sex" thread and it reminded me of something. Me and my friend were explaining to his girlfriend something, that she apparently had no idea of. When guys get an erection, it can make us pee really funny! It'll go off at some really extreme side angle and totally miss the target, or sometimes have a couple streams going at once.

Which makes me curious. How many girls knew about this already?

mrdevious Reviewed by mrdevious on 05-30-2007. Why men may pee funny lol, I was just reading the "peeing before sex" thread and it reminded me of something. Me and my friend were explaining to his girlfriend something, that she apparently had no idea of. When guys get an erection, it can make us pee really funny! It'll go off at some really extreme side angle and totally miss the target, or sometimes have a couple streams going at once. Which makes me curious. How many girls knew about this already? Rating: 5

[rebgirl420]

Nope haha. Didn't know that.

[mrdevious]

Ah damnit, i was going to post a 3rd "I'm a guy, skip to read results" poll option but forgot. Apparently there's no way to edit the poll's in a post

[crudemood]

RANDOM. but good information for future reference like just in case one day i decide i want to grow my very own penis.

[rebgirl420]

hahah ^^^ Yeah that one day when you think, "Damn...if only I had a penis. Then I could pee standing up!"

[mrdevious]

hahah ^^^ Yeah that one day when you think, "Damn...if only I had a penis. Then I could pee standing up!"

I always appreciate the sheere convenience of my penis, and all the many times it's come in handy when I had to pee but there was no bathroom around .

Not to mention, I have no idea how you ladies handle periods. If I was bleeding out my hoohoo I would FREAK OUT! Cuto's to you all for your bravery!:thumbsup:

[rebgirl420]

haha well periods dont hurt haha. Its not like it feels like we were shot (cramps maybe) haha. And yeah, I wish I could pee standing up! It would help out alot whenever you have to pee in some crappy restroom..ick

[Breukelen advocaat]

hahah ^^^ Yeah that one day when you think, "Damn...if only I had a penis. Then I could pee standing up!"

Believe it or not, they make devices with tubes to allow this, for hygenic purposes in public rest rooms, outdoors, etc. There are also ones that look very much the real thing for public use by gender-bender females that wish to use urinals in public men's rest rooms, or whatever.

[rebgirl420]

Oh yeah I wanna walk into the mens room with a fake penis and just slide my panties over haha. My god I think that would be hilarious! But I doubt anyone next to me would say anything...but I bet they would stare in amazement.

[officerleeroy]

First piss in the morning with morning wood sucks...especially when you're still half asleep and miss the toilet.