Why men may pee funny

[BlAzInIt4:20]

weird....^^^ just weird lol

[Skink]

sometimes I do a 2 jet with no erection......

[Matt the Funk]

Yeah i've had split stream....I use to think there was another hole that I didn't know about.

[snicklefritz1825]

lol, I was just reading the "peeing before sex" thread and it reminded me of something. Me and my friend were explaining to his girlfriend something, that she apparently had no idea of. When guys get an erection, it can make us pee really funny! It'll go off at some really extreme side angle and totally miss the target, or sometimes have a couple streams going at once.

Which makes me curious. How many girls knew about this already?

That is just so funny lol.

[Scarlet Sky]

sometimes I do a 2 jet with no erection......

yeah, but lizards pee funny anyway and skink has many oddball talents, so, i'm not surprised...

[420MissHighTimes420]

Hmmm you learn something new everyday, That was interesting.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

.... just in case one day i decide i want to grow my very own penis.

before you decide to grow your own, rent one for a couple weeks or borrow one from a friend. they're not for everyone and they can get you into a great deal of trouble.

[BigHyphyD]

Yeah.


I have to like stand about 5 feet away from the toilet because it shoots so far.

And then when I feel it startin to stop, I have to walk towards the toilet WHILE I'm peeing and synchronizing it so I don't get any on the ground.


LOL

[mrdevious]

Yeah.


I have to like stand about 5 feet away from the toilet because it shoots so far.

And then when I feel it startin to stop, I have to walk towards the toilet WHILE I'm peeing and synchronizing it so I don't get any on the ground.


LOL

HAHAHA, oh man that made me laugh. This may change your life entirely, but, have you ever considered just pointing down so the stream hits strait on the water? lol


I've had the split stream, but it's rare.

Oddly though, I rarely get morning wood.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I know about your little game you boys play when your drunk.

"Can I make it in the toilet bowl? Can I?! Can I!? He shoots and...shit..I missed"

Yeah, I clean that up every weekend..thanks guys.

But I knew that..I have lots of brothers and guy friends and have had many boyfriends.