I need some expert advice... heavy user, needs to pass!

[skarz]

I am a pretty heavy user I would say... a daily smoker to say the least. I will need to take a urine test in about 3 weeks... I was wondering if theres any chance I can still pass, or just say f*ck it and keep toking. It's not a huge test, but I need to pass it in order to get the job I'm going for. I know I can always get another job, but I would like to pass this one and then keep smoking after I'm hired. Any advice would be helpful!

skarz Reviewed by skarz on 05-29-2007. I need some expert advice... heavy user, needs to pass! I am a pretty heavy user I would say... a daily smoker to say the least. I will need to take a urine test in about 3 weeks... I was wondering if theres any chance I can still pass, or just say f*ck it and keep toking. It's not a huge test, but I need to pass it in order to get the job I'm going for. I know I can always get another job, but I would like to pass this one and then keep smoking after I'm hired. Any advice would be helpful! Rating: 5

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Stop smoking now..seriously. Drink detox teas and cranberry juice as much as possible. Try niacin. You have A LOT of time though, so you'll pretty much be fine if you quit asap.

[Marijuana connoisseu]

I'm for the "fuck it" approach myself. :hippy:

[40oz]

I smoked up to the day of my test and still passed. Theres a lot of things you can do to pass urine tests.

[skarz]

Hmm... the way I understood it, I thought it took several months to clean out a heavy users system. I'll try though.

[40oz]

Yea it takes forever to clean out your system but you can do things to fool the test. Just look up some of the methods in the drug testing forum.

[geekedupgirl]

From what I gathered from your e-mail, the job isn't really of such importance that if you fail the test it'll be the end of your very existence. In that case, I say fuck it -- do what you do. If you can get another job that's just as good, just as easily, then at least you'll have this first screen as a trial run for the next.
However, if this is not the case and you smoke like you say you do -- daily. And if 3 weeks is the cut off. I can say with about 75% percent certainty that you will fail. Most of the people that dilute actually recieve a NEGATIVE DILUTE and that is permissible in some exams. These may be the people suggesting dilution because they can get away with a diluted sample.
I couldn't. And they just sent it out to a lab to further analyze it. So now you have the advice, run with it.
And if you decide to use your own piss -- you'd better run away from the blunt at least until test time. Good luck! Let us know the results!

[40oz]

Most of the people that dilute actually recieve a NEGATIVE DILUTE and that is permissible in some exams. These may be the people suggesting dilution because they can get away with a diluted sample.
I couldn't. And they just sent it out to a lab to further analyze it. So now you have the advice, run with it.
And if you decide to use your own piss -- you'd better run away from the blunt at least until test time. Good luck! Let us know the results!

I diluted and I passed, they couldn't even tell I diluted. It all depends on what you do, like I said before.

[skarz]

Well, I weight about 160, and I'm about 5'10"... I haven't smoked in a week and 2 days, but my test is coming up on Tuesday. I've been drinking a shit ton of cranberry juice, water, gatorade, and apple juice. I have some red bulls too because I heard those are good? I don't have a lot of body fat, so I'm hoping I can flush it, we'll see how it goes.

[pass the chicken]

ummm stimulents and lots of water for a week. Worked for me . Though I dont know if thats the healthiest way. be sure to let the stimulant drop from your system lots of legal stims. show up on tests. and who needs that hassle.