Before this past weekend, i decided it would be a good idea to plant some seedlings at my lake house. there is a ton of land, lots of sun, and nobody around. I brought down about 10 little girls (i hope anyway) and planted them in a nice sunny spot. Sounds cool right? I thought so too, until....

I went out the next day to check up on them, yeah...some fucking animal ripped them out of the ground. I thought that humans were the only ones "down" with the green. I don't want some stupid fucking deer eating my crop! I can assure you that i spent the next few hours hunting those fuckers down...but i didn't come prepared with the right equipment and only had my S&W 9mm. Didn't find any of them...but i still shot the place up! Man...I wish I had my AK with me. BLAT BLAT BLAT!!!!!

Anyways...how do i keep these dumbass animals away??
TheHump Reviewed by TheHump on . Great "Idea"...so i thought. Before this past weekend, i decided it would be a good idea to plant some seedlings at my lake house. there is a ton of land, lots of sun, and nobody around. I brought down about 10 little girls (i hope anyway) and planted them in a nice sunny spot. Sounds cool right? I thought so too, until.... I went out the next day to check up on them, yeah...some fucking animal ripped them out of the ground. I thought that humans were the only ones "down" with the green. I don't want some stupid Rating: 5