Test Coming Up...

[Fatsack]

Hey guys... so here's the scoop. I have smoked fairly consistantly for the past few months and haven't smoked in four days. I will be taking my test sometime this week.

I've heard countless theories about what works and what doesn't and I don't know what to believe. I was thinking about buying a detox drink but, once again, am not sure what ones are good.

I've browsed a lot of the articles on the forum and other sites and any help would be awesome.

-Fatsack

Fatsack Reviewed by Fatsack on 05-29-2007. Test Coming Up... Hey guys... so here's the scoop. I have smoked fairly consistantly for the past few months and haven't smoked in four days. I will be taking my test sometime this week. I've heard countless theories about what works and what doesn't and I don't know what to believe. I was thinking about buying a detox drink but, once again, am not sure what ones are good. I've browsed a lot of the articles on the forum and other sites and any help would be awesome. -Fatsack Rating: 5

[dawninthemorning]

are you going to be watched? if not, go ahead with the synthetic urine. you know it is clean. you can get quick fix at urineluck.com. they also carry detox and pills and stuff but I am not a fan.

good luck

[winston3338]

are you going to be watched? if not, go ahead with the synthetic urine. you know it is clean. you can get quick fix at urineluck.com. they also carry detox and pills and stuff but I am not a fan.good luck

I have quick fix from them and I want to warn You that I bought quick fix from them and the temperature strip on the side does not work. I wrote info@urineluck and they have not responded in four weeks. I want to use the product I'm just worried about the temp.

One night I sent the same e-mail 7 times asking can I buy a new temp.strip. Now that they have My money they won't even respond to Me. I hope You have better luck with them. JMHO.

[Fatsack]

I'd rather not subsitute urine... I'm more interested in dillution (but don't know if I have had enough time) or taking a drink.

Are there any drinks that you have used with good results? Also, don't some companies test for some of the drinks?

[MrGrinch]

man it just depends on what kind of test it is...... I took a lab test this morning and they are more difficult than a simple 2-panel test(the ones where you find out right then and there) .....it also depends on how much body fat you have......but the way i take mine is this.......go to wal-mart and go to the jello/gelatin aisle and look for a product called SureGel (gelatin forming product) usually in a yellow box.......grab a couple of them (will be like 4 bucks all together) and while you're at it get some vinegar.........when you get home start with half a packet of SureGel in a tall gass of water and stir the shit out of it (it's gonna taste like shit and be thick to go down) continue this process until both boxes are gone then TRY to drink some vinegar (will make the SureGel seem like water) the more vinegar you get down the better your chances of passing........and then drink a shitload of water........oh yeah....you need to take the SureGel at least 1 hour and a 1/2 before the whiz and not after 6 hours of taking it .....you need to piss 4 times while at home.what the SureGel does is it supposedly coats the kidneys and allows nothin but water to pass through.......I've done this and passed a 2-panel before and am still waiting for the results of the lab test.....good luck
oh by the way.......if your piss is almost clear, then it's probably working

[geekedupgirl]

May I ask, why you have a problem with substitution?
I know. You're probably scared -- it's only natural. Everyone is filled with the fear of doing something dishonest and getting caught.
And still, you smoke weed ... Hm. Let that marinate for a second.
Okay, now onto your question. NO! There are no drinks or detox that could clean you out in four days. You're going to overload your body on water and a $50 drink. Then if you still fail then what?
Then you would've WISH that you listened to some of the more experienced people on these threads. I wish I had that first time -- it would have saved me alot of time and energy. But no, I had to learn the hard way. So maybe you to do.
You should ponder this : Do you really trust the brace-faced, pimply teenager behind the counter at GNC that swears it will work or you money back GUARANTEED? I'll tell you something. DON'T. There is no guarantee. No money back. Just failed test results, empty pockets and no employment.
As far as I know, the drinks have kept up with the testing and most of those are hard to detect now. MOST being the keyword there. Its not a certainty. The only certain thing in life is death, taxes and SUBSTITUTION with clean urine.
Oh yeah ... and the fact that I'm about to light up. Good luck.